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Week 8 Reality Checks – Cousins, Redskins equally bad in prime-time games

By Tim Payne

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS - SEPTEMBER 29: Kirk Cousins #8 of the Minnesota Vikings warms up prior to a game against the Chicago Bears at Soldier Field on September 29, 2019 in Chicago, Illinois. (Photo by Nuccio DiNuzzo/Getty Images)
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS - SEPTEMBER 29: Kirk Cousins #8 of the Minnesota Vikings warms up prior to a game against the Chicago Bears at Soldier Field on September 29, 2019 in Chicago, Illinois. (Photo by Nuccio DiNuzzo/Getty Images) /
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LANDOVER, MD – OCTOBER 20: Head coach Bill Callahan of the Washington Redskins looks on before the game against the San Francisco 49ers at FedExField on October 20, 2019 in Landover, Maryland. (Photo by Scott Taetsch/Getty Images)
LANDOVER, MD – OCTOBER 20: Head coach Bill Callahan of the Washington Redskins looks on before the game against the San Francisco 49ers at FedExField on October 20, 2019 in Landover, Maryland. (Photo by Scott Taetsch/Getty Images) /

Neither Kirk Cousins or the Redskins have been good in primetime. But who will prevail this week? Our reality checks come with the answer.

The combined and collaborative prime-time ineptitude of Kirk Cousins and the Washington Redskins is well documented and appropriately ridiculed. Neither Cousins nor the Redskins have any leg to stand on when confronted with their mind-boggling ineptitude when the lights are brightest.

And now, for the first time, the eminently stoppable force (otherwise known as the prime-time version of Kirk Cousins) is coming up against the supremely moveable object (otherwise known as the prime-time version of the Washington Redskins) under the watchful eyes of the entire NFL audience. If there were such a thing as a negative impact, Redskins fans know this matchup of absolute primetime ineptitude would produce it.

Most experts agree this game will result in a black hole in the space-primetime continuum. And with all first-time anomalies, there is broad speculation about what the other specific results may be. But it appears the inevitable reality is:

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So, dive on in for this one *final* version of Redskins Reality Checks.

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