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Washington Redskins 2020 Christmas wish list and superlatives

By Ian Cummings

CWMBRAN, WALES - DECEMBER 10: Christmas stockings are displayed in the showroom at the Festive Productions Ltd premises on December 10, 2013 in Cwmbran, Wales. Although Christmas Day 2013 is only two weeks away, the staff at Festive are already planning and gearing up for Christmas 2014. The 14 acre fully integrated showroom, factory and warehouse measuring 250000 sq ft in size holds Festive Productions, who are now the last manufacturer of tinsel in UK - with the majority of tinsel sold in the UK made at the factory in Wales. As well as tinsel, Festive, which is one of Europe's largest suppliers and manufacturer of Christmas and seasonal decorations, has increased its product portfolio, to include nearly every conceivable Christmas decoration category including baubles, tinsel garlands, wreaths, lights, fibre optic trees and artificial trees. (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)
CWMBRAN, WALES - DECEMBER 10: Christmas stockings are displayed in the showroom at the Festive Productions Ltd premises on December 10, 2013 in Cwmbran, Wales. Although Christmas Day 2013 is only two weeks away, the staff at Festive are already planning and gearing up for Christmas 2014. The 14 acre fully integrated showroom, factory and warehouse measuring 250000 sq ft in size holds Festive Productions, who are now the last manufacturer of tinsel in UK - with the majority of tinsel sold in the UK made at the factory in Wales. As well as tinsel, Festive, which is one of Europe's largest suppliers and manufacturer of Christmas and seasonal decorations, has increased its product portfolio, to include nearly every conceivable Christmas decoration category including baubles, tinsel garlands, wreaths, lights, fibre optic trees and artificial trees. (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images) /
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CWMBRAN, WALES – DECEMBER 10: Christmas stockings are displayed in the showroom at the Festive Productions Ltd premises on December 10, 2013 in Cwmbran, Wales. Although Christmas Day 2013 is only two weeks away, the staff at Festive are already planning and gearing up for Christmas 2014. The 14 acre fully integrated showroom, factory and warehouse measuring 250000 sq ft in size holds Festive Productions, who are now the last manufacturer of tinsel in UK – with the majority of tinsel sold in the UK made at the factory in Wales. As well as tinsel, Festive, which is one of Europe’s largest suppliers and manufacturer of Christmas and seasonal decorations, has increased its product portfolio, to include nearly every conceivable Christmas decoration category including baubles, tinsel garlands, wreaths, lights, fibre optic trees and artificial trees. (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)
CWMBRAN, WALES – DECEMBER 10: Christmas stockings are displayed in the showroom at the Festive Productions Ltd premises on December 10, 2013 in Cwmbran, Wales. Although Christmas Day 2013 is only two weeks away, the staff at Festive are already planning and gearing up for Christmas 2014. The 14 acre fully integrated showroom, factory and warehouse measuring 250000 sq ft in size holds Festive Productions, who are now the last manufacturer of tinsel in UK – with the majority of tinsel sold in the UK made at the factory in Wales. As well as tinsel, Festive, which is one of Europe’s largest suppliers and manufacturer of Christmas and seasonal decorations, has increased its product portfolio, to include nearly every conceivable Christmas decoration category including baubles, tinsel garlands, wreaths, lights, fibre optic trees and artificial trees. (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images) /

Stocking stuffers

Also Santa, if it’s not too much, we’d like a couple more things, too. Thanks in advance, buddy.

  • Alex Smith as head coach, quarterbacks coach, and primary greeter
  • Dan Snyder selling the team to at least one of the sharks on Shark Tank
  • Kevin O’Connell as the offensive coordinator who specifically becomes the next Sean McVay
  • Kyle Smith as general manager, Doug Williams as assistant (to the) general manager
  • A way the Redskins can beat the Cowboys without losing draft position
  • Trey Quinn’s jersey retired, to commemorate an illustrious career
  • A new stadium where everyone can somehow agree
  • $200 million in cap space
  • Three first-round picks awarded as reparations
  • A Terry McLaurin clone in the 2020 NFL Draft
  • Brandon Scherff, Ereck Flowers re-signed long-term
  • A six-win handicap in 2020, just to be safe
  • White-on-white alternate uniforms
  • A ring, or two
  • Maybe a watch, unless that’s over the top

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Merry Christmas everyone. Enjoy the day!

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