Redskins vs Seahawks: which Rex will show up?

That’s the question to ask. Which one of these guys will show up this Sunday in Seattle? Clearly the guy who shows up in that burgandy and gold jersey with the number 8 on it makes or breaks this offense. An offense that has clearly proven to be suspect or non-existent. Let’s hope the right guy comes to play this weekend.

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Good Rex

Characteristics: Known for completing passes for a few hundred yards while typically throwing the ball away twice or fumbling in between good plays.

Other Aliases: Most commonly known in some circles as Sexy Rexy

Defining Moment(s): Most of the games he won.




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Bad Rex

Characteristics: The fumbling, bumbling, over-zealous gunslinger who doesn’t think about passes before letting them fly deep down field. Also doesn’t consider throwing the ball away before taking a sack.

Other Aliases: Interceptasaurus Rex, Hefty Rexy (after offseason weight gain)

Defining Moment(s): Four interception in three quarter performance while hosting the Eagles in October 2011; Throwing a pick into double coverage to end the game vs Dallas last season.



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Mean Rex

Characteristics: The confident, swagged out quarterback who doesn’t make many mistakes; fights hard till the end.

Other Aliases: Due to the scarce number of appearances, no other aliases have been determined; Recently referred to as having “Hefty Swag”

Defining Moment(s): Most recent performance at home vs Dallas in November 2011; passing for nearly 300 yds including 2 touchdowns (one of which sent the game into OT) and running in a TD himself.



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