This is the quietest Dallas week ever in DC!

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Man, you wouldn’t know it’s Dallas week in DC.  Where’s the “I hate Dallas” venom?  Is this the same town that witnessed the famous Diron Talbert – Roger Staubach war of words?    Is this the same set of fans who watched Joe Gibbs lead The Replacements into ‘Big D’ and whip a team with eleven Cowboys’ regulars, or watched the Mark Brunell-to-Santana Moss connection absolutely humiliate the Cowboys’ defense on a Monday night?  Even if we’re frustrated with the ‘Skins, surely we can call up some good ole fashioned disgust for Dallas, can’t we?

I don’t like the Cowpokes one bit.  I hate their self-indulgent stadium, the sissy blue in their uniforms, that stupid star which implies they think they’re part of a heavenly body, and Jerry Jones’ stupid hair cut.  (I made that last one up.)  Seriously though, my image of that team is of a bunch of overrated man-purse toting mama’s boys whose favorite place is in front of a full-sized mirror.  They probably get manicures in their locker room after each game.   There are a couple of exceptions such as Jason Whitten, but during Dallas Week, I don’t cut him any slack either.  Not one ounce.

Someone join me in buying a relatively cheap Cowboys’ item and smashing or burning it in public.  Unleash an ‘I Hate Dallas’ tsunami on Twitter.  Don’t forget to make some ridiculous prediction about a 10-point Redskins’ victory.

Washington 30, Dallas 20.  Go Skins!

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