This is the quietest Dallas week ever in DC!

Man, you wouldn’t know it’s Dallas week in DC.  Where’s the “I hate Dallas” venom?  Is this the same town that witnessed the famous Diron Talbert – Roger Staubach war of words?    Is this the same set of fans who watched Joe Gibbs lead The Replacements into ‘Big D’ and whip a team with eleven Cowboys’ regulars, or watched the Mark Brunell-to-Santana Moss connection absolutely humiliate the Cowboys’ defense on a Monday night?  Even if we’re frustrated with the ‘Skins, surely we can call up some good ole fashioned disgust for Dallas, can’t we?

I don’t like the Cowpokes one bit.  I hate their self-indulgent stadium, the sissy blue in their uniforms, that stupid star which implies they think they’re part of a heavenly body, and Jerry Jones’ stupid hair cut.  (I made that last one up.)  Seriously though, my image of that team is of a bunch of overrated man-purse toting mama’s boys whose favorite place is in front of a full-sized mirror.  They probably get manicures in their locker room after each game.   There are a couple of exceptions such as Jason Whitten, but during Dallas Week, I don’t cut him any slack either.  Not one ounce.

Someone join me in buying a relatively cheap Cowboys’ item and smashing or burning it in public.  Unleash an ‘I Hate Dallas’ tsunami on Twitter.  Don’t forget to make some ridiculous prediction about a 10-point Redskins’ victory.

Washington 30, Dallas 20.  Go Skins!

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