In a clear attempt to abuse my power, I wanted to take a moment and crow over my obvious domination of DW in all things fantasy football. With two impressive victories this weekend (Thanks Peyton! You’re not *completely* useless after all!) I am now a solid three and one against him this year in our various leagues, including one particularly priceless game where I defeated him by a little over a tenth of a point.
Dave, I’m sorry you never were able to master that “Fantasy Football for Dummies” book I bought you all those years ago. Perhaps it’s time for you to skim through it one more time. If you need any help or advice, you just let me know.