Ian, The Most Delusional Iggles Fan in Philly: “It is not a minor incident, this is major. Assaulting another human being can be considered a felony depending on the severity of the injuries.”

Are you telling me that you’ve never had a little scuffle with one of your friends, hit the guy in the head, got broken up then worked it out like 10 minutes later? Come on now. He didn’t nearly get arrested because the fight wasn’t a big deal. They broke a mirror, they’re going to pay for it.
 
The 24-hour news coverage has made media outlets like ESPN take stories and run with them a million miles an hour. Stories that sound big get big ratings. And you’re not going to get a network like ESPN to backpedal and say they’re wrong. They’d just rather let the story die out than lose the confidence of their viewers.

I’m watching NFL Live right now and whatever desk jockey they have in there right now just said something along these lines:
“Put aside the fact that Adam Jones has to have around the clock security coverage to make sure that he stays out of trouble…” followed by some question.

This is a classic move. He’s not putting all that stuff aside, he’s drawing attention to it. This was the opening of his sentence, and among the first few lines of the program. That’s what the audience is going to remember. It’d be like having a banner across the top of Ian’s crappy site saying “Forget that the owner of this site is dillusional about his crappy team and is too ignorant to see through ESPN’s spin.” Ian would have even fewer visitors than he has right now.

Thanks much, you made my day

I will have a Seasonal Pumpkin Ale in your honor tonight