07 Aug

Jason Taylor’s Secret Motivation Technique

Posted by: daveskins

Matt Mosely did a nice little interview of Jason Taylor over at ESPN.  I won’t talk about it too much.  I’ll let you read it.  But there is one little detail was that Mosely said that Jason Taylor used to motivate himself in his first training camp with a card that said, “1. Make the team. 2. Become a starter.  3. Win!” Mosely says that Taylor has a new card that has four points on it but he says Taylor isn’t telling anybody what it says. 

Well, I have several key sources that have provided me with that card.  The interesting thing is that each source found a different card.  You decide which one is right:

Source 1

1. Show up wearing skin tight clothes. 2. Listen to women chant my name. 3. Flex.  4. Wait a week to practice.

Source 2

1. Learn to dance. 2. Get traded to captial of the free world. 3. Take over the world with my awesome moves. 4. Make Edyta my queen.

Source 3

1. Teach teammates to dance.  2. Convince Portis that he should share his costumes. 3. Get Cooley to trim his beard to look like Joey Fatone.  4. Form new boy band called “Fourskins.”

Anyone who happens to know Taylor personally and wants to prove my “sources” wrong, feel free to tell me about it in the comment section.

-DW

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