Black and Teal‘s writer Jeanne dared to write a humorous post about Jason Witten, showing him getting tackled by a small child. As you probably know, Dan from Landry Hat has considerable Man-love for Witten. He’s so far out of touch that he has claimed that Witten is the best tight end in the NFL and a future Hall of Famer who will have better career numbers than either Tony Gonzalez or Antonio Gates.
Jason Witten is to the Landry Hat what McNabb is to Ian from Inside the Iggles. Needless to say, Dan did not take poor Jeanne’s article well. She’s been battling Cowboys fans ever since. If you get a chance, give her a more proper welcome and say hi. Let her know that not everyone out there is a deranged lunatic with a fetish for Tight Ends.