Good Luck, Chris
I’m an arrogant guy. I think my blog is the second most entertaining (if a bit sporadically written) Redskins blog around. But I could write ten posts a day and never reach the level of entertainment that is Chris Cooley’s blog. The topless pictures of his wife-to-be alone make it impossible to top. I’d show them here but of course I don’t have copyright.
Anyway, follow the link. Oggle his wife (he clearly wants you to). Have fun getting a glimpse into the crazy but thrilling mind of Chris Cooley.
While on the subject, Chris is getting married on Friday. We wish him all the luck in the world here at the Rag. Chris says in the post that he doesn’t want marital advice, but I have to give him one piece of advice. If you don’t want Clinton Portis coming to your wedding dressed as Southeast Jerome, you should definitely not write in your blog: “I hope Clinton’s friends (Southeast Jerome) don’t crash the party.” That is just daring him to show up at the wedding as Southeast Jerome and the reception as Coach Janky Spanky. Of course, the real way for Chris to liven up the party is to show up wearing this:

-DW












Tony Romo should get dating advice from Cooley. Cooley is the MAN!
May 22nd, 2008 at 6:22 pmWouldn’t worry about Tony. As Aikman once said, you get better looking when you win. The money doesn’t hurt either
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:23 amHey DW, you’ve got a wife, clearly you can at least make an attempt!
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:48 amJeff,
Even if I wanted to recreate those pictures I can’t afford to buy my wife that many pairs of underwear!
DW
May 23rd, 2008 at 2:30 pmHMM chris cooley has topless pictures of his wife out there and Romo is dating every hot female singer or actress out there…Maybe Cooley needs advice from Romo. O and my dad is a good friend of Cooleys they go golfing, I hate the skins but Cooley is a Character you cant hate.
May 24th, 2008 at 8:17 pmYou have to hook me up with an interview with Cooley! That’s awesome!
May 24th, 2008 at 11:22 pmHow can you honestly hate a guy who runs around the practice field in tight-ass short shorts?
May 27th, 2008 at 2:21 pmHow can you honestly hate a guy who runs around the practice field in tight-ass short shorts? And I thought I was gonna get some real topless pics for a min there.
May 27th, 2008 at 2:23 pmEven if I wanted to recreate those pictures I can’t afford to buy my wife that many pairs of underwear!
Posting them here would clearly make the purchases a deductible business expense.
May 27th, 2008 at 3:06 pm