Chris Henry: Will Catch Football for Food

All is quiet on the Redskins Front.  In other news however, Chris Henry announced that, yes,  he’s still available.   His voice mail may be acting up because he hasn’t been getting as many calls as he might have expected.  Also, because he is not allowed to bring camera phones into court, he may have missed a few calls.  So if any of you NFL officials out there are looking for a soon-to-be-suspended wide receiver, you might need to try him again on his new cellphone.  Pretty please? 

Henry has targeted the Cowboys and Saints organizations as the most gullible, saying that he would love to play for either team should their owners suffer some sort of severe impairment of judgment.   The Dallas Cowboys have already said that they are not interested.  Perhaps Chris should have given ol’ Jerry a wine cooler first.  

In all seriousness, how bad do you have to be for the Cowboys to decide that you’re a little too sketchy for them?  They have hired players who walked out into traffic.  They’ve had cokeheads and marijuana drug-lord-wannabes.  They’ve got a guy who can make it rain indoors and a guy who owned enough military hardware to invade a small country.  And yet, we’re watching them back slowly away from Chris Henry. 

As a Redskins fan, let me be the first to say: THANK GOD WE DRAFTED A BUNCH OF RECEIVERS.  We’re no longer looking for a wideout so I don’t have to stress about this issue.  If only for this reason, I think our draft can be considered a huge success.

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