ESPN is reporting that Emmitt Smith stopped by the Cowboys minicamp and advised PacMan Jones to make ‘Better Choices.’ He then allegedly advised Tank Johnson to stop driving while drunk and suggested that people should dress warmly when it’s cold out. Smith’s previous ideas include the Weather Channel’s “Rain-makes-everything-wet” Theory and McDonald’s innovative 80’s McDLT promotion that “Keeps the hot side hot; keeps the cool side cool.”
Personally I’d like to thank Emmitt “Captain Insight” Smith for giving us that blinding glimpse of the obvious. It’s this kind of keen observation that makes him such a valuable addition to the ESPN broadcast team.
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