The World is Laughing at the Dallas Cowboys

Jessica Devourers the Dallas StarIt’s true.  Everyone is pointing and laughing at the NFL joke that is the Dallas Cowboys.  As Landry Hat himself pointed out, Texas’s own President George W. Bush made fun of the Cowboys when the Superbowl-winning New York Giants came to visit the white house. 

It’s true that Jessica Simpson jokes were getting old, but Simpson and Romo have been kind enough to give us some new material.  For Tony’s Birthday, Jessica messily devoured a cake shaped like the Dallas Cowboys Star (see picture).  If that isn’t symbolic, I don’t know what is.  Note the deer-in-the-headlights look of panic in Romo’s eyes.  He knows he’s doomed.  Oh yes, he knows.

 Clearly, local bloggers everywhere have followed the example our President has set for us. The very funny site Kissing Suzy Kolber has added two articles mocking the Texas team. First, they launched another episode of the Wade and Jerry Show, which is always good for a few laughs. And then they went on to make fun of Terrell Owens in yet another skit.

Finally, the great people at Bang Cartoons have a new hysterical cartoon called Pac Man Does Dallas

So let us all enjoy this new renaissance of Cowboy-inspired humor.  It’s good to be a Redskins fan! 

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