Your Friendly Neighborhood Redskins Guy


Hello Riggo’s RagMilk CartonLoyal fans of the Fan-sided Network  may recognize me as Redskins Guy, or “that idiot who comments on everything in the NFC East.”  Through nepotism, a lot of pestering, and the threat of imminent waterboarding, I was able to slowly break down Zach and Dave until they finally agreed to let me post something of my own.

 My name is Guy and I’m an old college buddy of Dave’s. Like him, I’ve been a die hard Redskins fan since childhood.  I grew up in the suburbs in between Washington DC and Baltimore.  My first memory of football is hearing that a nearby team, the Baltimore Colts, had snuck out in the middle of the night and abandoned Baltimore.  Fortunately for me, the Washington Redskins were there to fill the void with its loving Burgundy and Gold embrace.  I never looked back. 

 Today I still live in the suburbs near DC, and I’m fortunate enough to be able to attend games at Fed-Ex Field regularly. I’m hoping that I can provide a local fan’s perspective to the Redskins (since he has long ago abandoned us to the cushy west-coast) while I dump all the hard stuff on Dave to analyze.

I’ll be posting more soon, but I wanted to take time to introduce myself and to let you know who the heck I was.  If you have any comments or suggestions on how to make this site the best Redskins fan site ever, please feel free to drop me a line at [email protected].  You’ll be hearing from me again soon!

   

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  • Mnemosyn

    Go Guy!If team loyalty were chocolate, you’d be Hersheys!Woot!-A total stranger

  • Elengul

    I can’t believe you’d debase Guy by referring to him as American chocolate … he’s clearly belgium chocolate of the highest caliber!

  • jeffxandra

    And obviously, said chocolate would have to be heavily infused with alcohol….

  • black_op

    Chocolate and Alcohol?  What a great combination!!  Hmmm… we need someone to make use of this new concept…I know.  Guy, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to determine which Redskins players are which types of chocolate and alcohol.  I think fans of your beloved team could argue over those metaphorical approximations for some time to come.  …Should you fail, the Company will disavow all knowledge of your assignment.[throws gauntlet, curses and goes to by replacement computer monitor]

  • Redskins Guy

    Add some Godiva chocolate and we’ve got a naked lady reference that ties right into Dave’s post as well! :)

  • Mnemosyn

    I was referring to quantity.  If I were talking quality, it would be Guttiard, at very least ;P

  • http://thelandryhat.com thelandryhat

    Yes, idiot sounds right. You said it, not me, idiot.Idiot Guy, does this mean you will have less time to harass my people?:)

  • Redskins Guy

    Don’t worry. I’ll always have time to harrass you, Landry.