As you’ve seen I’ve got some help around here now in the form of old friend, Guy. Guy and I have seen more Redskins games together than I care to count (if only because counting them would show my age). And what you can count on from Guy is an immense memory of players few other people decide to take note of. Ask Guy to name the last 10 Redskins kickers and he probably could. Ask him to pronounce their names, and he probably can’t. In fact, I urge anyone who happens to meet Guy at a game at Fed Ex to ask him to say Suisham. It is worth the price of the ticket.
No, seriously, Guy has some serious long term memory of the Redskins and is a great fan and very funny. One of my favorite moments at a Redskins game comes from Guy. A few years ago we were at the league opener against the Jets. You might remember that Britney Spears performed before the game. Yes, I know. Some of our younger readers may not remember that Spears used to sing. But she did.
Anyway, I was out in the concourse grabbing a drink, and I saw the performance live on the TV (she was playing outside the stadium somewhere). With nothing better to do in line, I watched. I get back to my seat and they start playing the perforance on the jumbotron. I told Guy I had already seen it, but Guy insisted that they said it was live. I waited for a moment in the dance that I could remember and I said, “ok, watch, this guy on the left is going to walk up to her and rub her stomach.”
Sure enough, a few seconds later this happened and without skipping a beat Guy says, “wow, make her take her top off!”
Yes, this is what you can expect from Guy. Funny lines and the desire to see young women naked. All in all, I’m expecting you’re ok with that.
Give him a warm welcome in the comments section.