Help us decide which Redskins rival is the ultimate source of Evil! Vote early and often (see poll to your right). Let’s take a closer look at some of the options…
Dallas Cowboys: Our ultimate rival…but are they Evil? They stole our fight song and blackmailed us! They used to smuggle in and release animals in our stadium to mock us. But the clincher? They allowed Emmitt Smith to become an announcer for ESPN. Case closed.
Philadelphia Eagles: The body bag game. They cheer when a player gets hurt. And of course, anyone who boos Santa has GOT to be evil.
New York Giants: Joe’s leg still doesn’t bend the right way. Also, there’s no conceivable scenario where Eli Manning wins a superbowl that DOESN’T involve a pact with Satan.
Oakland Raiders: Al Davis is a vampire and that’s evil, right? Also, they beat us in a superbowl so they get an honorable mention. I never want to see another damn clip of Marcus Allen running 74 yards for a touchdown.
Miami Dolphins: They get a mention because they too beat us in a superbowl. The only downside to New England’s flaming wreck in the superbowl was that it gave Mercury Morris a chance to gloat a little longer.
New England Patriots: 52-7. Enough said.
Other: Have I missed any? What other acts of evil can you recall? Comment below on any other evil events and experiences you have witnessed.