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Big rumor from sister site Phin Phantic. According to ace blogger Brian, Tony Romo decided that he was willing to suck if it meant Jessica regularly…well this is a family site. But you get what I mean. Tony And Jessica “Chicken of the Sea” Simpson have been secretly married.
The biggest distraction since girls started wearing low rise pants with thongs didn’t confirm she was married to the Roger Staubach wannabe, but according to AZ central.com Jessica’s mom told the press they were married while she and Jessica were coming out of a Chili’s.
Actually, I think it is funnier that Jessica still eats at Chilis. Those quesadillas must be awesome!
The whole thing actually sounds like a joke, but we can only hope that Romo goes off his nut, TO then decides to pout, and Pac Man takes them all to a strip club to try to work out their problems.
-DW
you really need to get a life dude. Team bashing in the off season is lame enough but doing it about the romo jessica topic is pathetic. Suck it up and deal that you’ll never get a chick as hot as Jessica Simpson who’ll never take half your money if it doesn’t work out and that you’re team *censored*.
March 27th, 2008 at 11:20 pmHey SS! I think you had a typo in your post. The word is spelled T-R-A-S-H-Y, not H-O-T.
March 27th, 2008 at 11:50 pmHAHAAAAA! Lame *censored* forskins fans! enjoy the 08 season losers! Well at least you will get a good draft pick next year! Go eat your *censored* pie losers!
March 28th, 2008 at 12:17 amGotta love the big, bad Cowboys fans who like to go buzz a site, spread some profanity and run away. No class. No ability to take a joke. No recognition of the difference between and fun and friendly rivalry and hostility over a sport where men get paid millions to play a kids game. We’re supposed to take you seriously why? If you wanna come back and talk football, everyone is welcome. Not that I expect you guys to come back, or if you do, to act civil. But if you do, get new log ins. This is a family site.
-DW
March 28th, 2008 at 2:59 amDid I hear that Dallas was suffering from a dearth of rain makers?
March 28th, 2008 at 7:06 amThis is not a family site. This is a cespool or demons site. And you know it. Fat men with pig snouts and dresses? Yeah, cespool.
March 28th, 2008 at 8:51 amLandry, you’re on watch again! You’re really getting on thin ice over here! Don’t make me threaten to edit your responses the way you threaten me on your site!
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