Big rumor from sister site Phin Phantic. According to ace blogger Brian, Tony Romo decided that he was willing to suck if it meant Jessica regularly…well this is a family site. But you get what I mean. Tony And Jessica “Chicken of the Sea” Simpson have been secretly married.
The biggest distraction since girls started wearing low rise pants with thongs didn’t confirm she was married to the Roger Staubach wannabe, but according to AZ central.com Jessica’s mom told the press they were married while she and Jessica were coming out of a Chili’s.
Actually, I think it is funnier that Jessica still eats at Chilis. Those quesadillas must be awesome!
The whole thing actually sounds like a joke, but we can only hope that Romo goes off his nut, TO then decides to pout, and Pac Man takes them all to a strip club to try to work out their problems.
-DW
Tags: Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo
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