Taylor Owns Machete

I had not noticed this tidbit in any other story except Yahoo’s version:

“Sharpstein said Taylor’s girlfriend told him the couple was awakened by loud noises, and Taylor grabbed a machete he keeps in the bedroom for protection.”

I know it isn’t entirely appropriate to talk about this, but forgive me.  I use humor as a defense mechanism. Thank god that Sean Taylor wasn’t a step faster, because as a Redskins fan I’d much rather read the headline, “Sean Taylor recovering well from being shot in his home” than the headline:

SEAN TAYLOR HACKS MAN TO DEATH WITH MACHETE, CLAIMS SELF DEFENSE

How many games does Roger Goddell suspend you for that? :)

-DW

Topics: Redskins, Sean Taylor, Washington Redskins

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