J-E-T-S Suck! Suck! Suck!


Let’s get the week 9 preview out of the way quick. This is a crappy team and we’re going to win. How crappy is this team?

We’ve got a better QB, a better RB, better receivers, and their best o-lineman is on OUR team now.

As for the defense, name 5 starters in this defense. If you did, you can call yourself an NFL expert. Well, unless you live in New York.  Or if you said Mark Gastineau.

You want more proof?  Well, to borrow a page from Jeff Foxworthy: If you aren’t a lineman and your Scouts Inc. rating is lower than your jersey number, YOU might be a sucky player.

This is the case with Jets 1st round draft back and starting DB, Darrelle Revis who wears number 24 but is graded at a 20 out of 100.

You also know you suck when you are trying to figure out who has a stronger arm, Chad Pennington or Chad from the Alltell commercials.

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Anyway, we should make Kellen Clemens look like the QB he replaced at Oregon, Joey Harrington.  Look for a big day from the secondary.  If we aren’t too beat up from last week, this is the kind of offense the Skins could pitch a shutout against.  The offense will get back on track this week, too.

I predict a 24-3 victory.  Hail Skins!

-DW

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