In a Riggo’s Rag first, we will be linking to an article in People magazine. The magazine that keeps you informed on whose breasts are real and whose are imaginary (err…enhanced) let’s us know that Tony Romo hung out with Britney Spears this weekend. Apparently, Romo and Spears hooked up while dining at an exclusive Hollywood restaurant called Ketchup. I don’t know about you, but when I think of eating with Britney Spears in a restaurant named Ketchup, I can only picture this:
Seriously, what in the world is she eating there?
Given that Britney is toxic (pun intended) to every career she comes in contact with now, I highly recommend to Romo that he continues this relationship. Go out with her again, Tony. Sit in the front seat holding her babies in your lap. Go out with a matching lack of underwear. Make sure the paparazzi takes lots of pictures. Get married. Get a divorce. Give her half of your new $67.5 million contract. Redskins fans will thank you.