Oops
This quote from the Washington Post game wrap up:
“Once you got the dog down you got to kill it,” Smoot said.
Fred, Fred, Fred, please find another metaphor. You’re killing me. Some suggestions that would be less politically charged in the post Michael Vick world:
“Once you’ve broken in to the house, you have to steal the jewelry.”
“Once you’ve invaded Iraq, you have to invade Iran.”
“Once they’ve taken pictures of you when you’ve forgotten to wear panties, you have to run over their foot with your car.”
And of course there is always, “Once you’ve rented the boat, you have to fill it with strippers.”
Any of these will do in a pinch.
Hey, that was fun. Let’s all play. Anybody got any others? Post them in the comments section.
-DW
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http://www.startribune.com/510/story/901376.html
October 22nd, 2007 at 2:39 pm[...] Fred Smoot does his best Michael Vick impersonation. What an idiot. - Riggo’s Rag [...]
October 22nd, 2007 at 6:24 pmOnce the outbreak appears, you have to change your name to ‘Ron Mexico.’
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:57 pmOnce you’ve killed the dog, you’ve got to go to jail.
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