This quote from the Washington Post game wrap up:
“Once you got the dog down you got to kill it,” Smoot said.
Fred, Fred, Fred, please find another metaphor. You’re killing me. Some suggestions that would be less politically charged in the post Michael Vick world:
“Once you’ve broken in to the house, you have to steal the jewelry.”
“Once you’ve invaded Iraq, you have to invade Iran.”
“Once they’ve taken pictures of you when you’ve forgotten to wear panties, you have to run over their foot with your car.”
And of course there is always, “Once you’ve rented the boat, you have to fill it with strippers.”
Any of these will do in a pinch.
Hey, that was fun. Let’s all play. Anybody got any others? Post them in the comments section.
-DW
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