28 Sep
Bengals Taking Action to Prevent Poop on Fans
Posted by: daveskins
This from Sports Illustrated:
“Paul Brown Stadium officials want permission to shoot down pigeons that are pooping on Bengals fans’ heads — and in their food and beer — during games.”
I know the Bengals must be frustrated but calling your defense a bunch of pigeons and asking to shoot them definitely won’t help.
And if you shoot them, won’t you just have to get more? I’m pretty sure NFL rules make you field a defense.
The article goes on to say that Brown was considering hiring Michael Vick as a consultant for the Bengals. Word is that Bengals players are now avoiding any electrical appliances or any standing water deeper than 2 inches.
-DW
